Jags Grill NOT a Thrill

Sitting in the car on a Friday night tummy starts to rumble.. Check the time oh it's 7.45, better sir out something for dinner. I then decided that I couldn't be bothered going to the supermarket because I wanted to avoid rush hour, so I thought that my boyfriend and I would go out for tea. Having nearly tried every place in town I thought we could try something new. Of course I do the most natural thing and text my friends had been anywhere good, My so called best friend Caitlyn said ' Go to Jags Grill and have the lamb, its amazing.' wow that sounds good i thought. Before we new it we had arrived at our destination, from a first glance I was slightly impressed by the American diner style decor. It was time to sit own and have a look at the menu, the waitress then proceeded to give us the menus, as we looked through I realized that we had 4 of the same menu and they were just the drinks list. After 15 minutes a different waitress came back and wanted to take our food order, like that was possible! She gave us the food menus and we ordered, of course I went with the lamb my friend has boasted about and my boyfriend ordered the ribs. After about 20 minutes we are downing our second beer and I'm wondering where our food is? I then realize the strange odd matched couple sitting on the table beside us had arrived and ordered about 10 minutes after us a they were already eating. We could see into the kitchen and noticed the chef walk out and into the toilets, they were situated directly in line with our table but at lease 8 meters away. After another 10 minutes he walks out, and holy shit it doesn't take long for the waft to hit our nostril, no joke it smelt like he had eaten Mexican for the first time it was foul and as people kept walking in and our it got stronger and stronger. by this that we had been waiting 45 minutes and our meals and out meals finally came out. I was so excited I hoed into it, after it hit my tastes buds I realized it was the worse thing I have ever eaten, the lamb was as chewy as an old mans boot. The chips were soggy and the vegetables were still frozen!! What that hell a cave man could cook this better. As a result I ended up having a chicken roll for tea and I could of got better service at maccas, now that’s saying something.