Monday, 12 May 2014

" The Ninny Muttonhead "



Never listens
Inattentive to others advice
Not as attractive as intends to be
Nasty and brain numbing
Yes she perceives to know everything

Miscellaneous mind
Utter shit talker
The only person with knowledge
Thesaurus
Oblivious to horrid personality
Needs to be shot
Has to be the most annoying person ever
Eats crap to suit personality
Asks stupid questions, but claims to know all the answers
Disgusting

Who am i ?

Sunday, 4 May 2014

Sunday, 13 April 2014

Man to blame?


Man destroys nature’s creation
Man made goods are causing strain on the environment and are producing damaging effects on climate change.
Climate change is a natural process of mother nature, it’s the worlds way of  excreting waste.
However recent studies show that the contributing factors of man made goods and automobiles are causing a premature effect on the climate.
With the rising numbers of green houses gasses so far there is no efficient way to keep up with the large volumes.
“ we have a window of opportunity for the next decade, and maximum two decades” to act at moderate costs , Ottmar Edenhofer, co-chair of Berlin meeting of the IIPC, said.
The current actions that are in place to provide assistance are not efficient enough.
Another IIPC report states that climate change could cost trillion’s.
Man has had no problems creating these objects to assist us with growth, why not re create them more efficiently?
The answer is COST!!!. That is why the government keeps gloating on about cost this and cost that, we are paying for it anyway. Like anything that is new to the market initially the cost is quiet high, until it becomes more known and popular then the price seems to drop and becomes more affordable,
Instead of wasting money to create ways improve the current amount of emissions we should be taking another approach and put the focus of the cost into recreating the things contributing to the emissions, and making it a more of a natural process so the on going cost is very minimal.

Jags Grill NOT a Thrill

Sitting in the car on a Friday night tummy starts to rumble.. Check the time oh it's 7.45, better sir out something for dinner. I then decided that I couldn't be bothered going to the supermarket because I wanted to avoid rush hour, so I thought that my boyfriend and I would go out for tea. Having nearly tried every place in town I thought we could try something new. Of course I do the most natural thing and text my friends had been anywhere good, My so called best friend Caitlyn said ' Go to Jags Grill and have the lamb, its amazing.' wow that sounds good i thought. Before we new it we had arrived at our destination, from a first glance I was slightly impressed by the American diner style decor. It was time to sit own and have a look at the menu, the waitress then proceeded to give us the menus, as we looked through I realized that we had 4 of the same menu and they were just the drinks list. After 15 minutes a different waitress came back and wanted to take our food order, like that was possible! She gave us the food menus and we ordered, of course I went with the lamb my friend has boasted about and my boyfriend ordered the ribs. After about 20 minutes we are downing our second beer and I'm wondering where our food is? I then realize the strange odd matched couple sitting on the table beside us had arrived and ordered about 10 minutes after us a they were already eating. We could see into the kitchen and noticed the chef walk out and into the toilets, they were situated directly in line with our table but at lease 8 meters away. After another 10 minutes he walks out, and holy shit it doesn't take long for the waft to hit our nostril, no joke it smelt like he had eaten Mexican for the first time it was foul and as people kept walking in and our it got stronger and stronger. by this that we had been waiting 45 minutes and our meals and out meals finally came out. I was so excited I hoed into it, after it hit my tastes buds I realized it was the worse thing I have ever eaten, the lamb was as chewy as an old mans boot. The chips were soggy and the vegetables were still frozen!! What that hell a cave man could cook this better. As a result I ended up having a chicken roll for tea and I could of got better service at maccas, now that’s saying something.                                                           

Sunday, 23 March 2014

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CREATE A BLOG THEY SAY!
WELL!!! WASNT THAT THE BEGINING, I AUTOMATICLY FREAKED OUT THINKING WHAT THE HELL? AFTER DOING ENLESS AMOUNTS OF GOOGLE SEARCHING I ENDED UP HERE!
The names Cherry! Not Sherry or Cheryl. Yes its my real name and no my mother wasn't an alcoholic. Oh and I do not star in R18+ films.
However I am a 21 year old that looks 14 and has a foul sense of humor.
I suck at writing that's why you’re probably bored out of your brain but that's why I’m doing strategic communication.

Yours truly, the brutally honest minion